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Year 6, Nov. 21, 2003

From the mouths of babes:

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Elian exclaims: i eat dead people!
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graffiti by Touchok 
 x^n + y^n = z^n has no integre solutions for n > 2. I have a wonderful
 proof for this conjecture. Unfortunately this wall is too small to contain
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Escaphlona <mid> who needs a ring of protection for 12k?
Cirsta <mid> Someone who wants alot of sex.
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Link <hm> America wouldn't sell me a bag, she has an embargo on me :(
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Athalia <hm> My chest autos :)
Moose Jr <hm> woot
Anameke <hm> anyone have a gate to haven?
<hm> Athalia winks at Moose Jr.
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Teardrop <hm> any immortals on atm i have a question/problem
<hm> Evil is on
Wither <hm> you could try asking us.
Wither <hm> we'd most likely just laugh at you tho.
<hm> Gelik nods in agreement
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Edgar Allen Poe <council> Woot, finally got through 37 bottles of Pepse.
Edgar Allen Poe <council> *Pepse
Edgar Allen Poe <council> Oh, I give up.
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The world about you darkens a moment at the death of Lame.
Moonbeam <mid> well that was lame
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<rogue> Moonbeam thinks we need a cheerleader subclass that can't wear too
much armor, is female only and has a special weapon skill called "pompoms"
<mage> Adrianne  And the last thing this game needs is fashion
police.
<mage> Dazzle  what game??
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Finneas <hm> i want to be a goblin, so i can be as ugly as aarent
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Edgar Allen Poe <hm> You know, with a name like Scurvy, you should get a
good boat.
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Cressa <hm> the werewolf......wow
Cressa <hm> if i was a guy.....i would want her      
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<rogue> Haldir  will someone tell me what the puppy urine does when
drank? 
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Eol <hm> wow... im gonna stop typing
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Stormbringer@PD-Builders [intercre] I like Merentha. It is a well thought out and coded mud.
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Deficit <hm> how many panties does it take to screw in a leprachaun
Somo <hm> HA!
Deficit <hm> 5, 4 to hold the ladder, one to turn it
Deficit <hm> get it?
Deficit <hm> im witty like that
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Redhamster says: i nailed the whole mud
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<hm> Redhamster goes back to putting stuff on his sketchbook and listening
to prodigy
Finneas <hm> which album?
Redhamster <hm> both
Finneas <hm> there are at least 3
Petrarch <hm> hehe
Redhamster <hm> oh, fat of the land and 'the jilted generation'
Finneas <hm> nod
Redhamster <hm> shows how much I follow prodigy.  whats the third album
called?
Finneas <hm> fat of the land
<hm> Finneas smirks to himself.
Redhamster <hm> whats the second album called. :p
Redhamster <hm> smart alec
Finneas <hm> music for the jilted generation
Redhamster <hm> bloody
Redhamster <hm> whats the first one then
<hm> Redhamster grumbles
Finneas <hm> experience
Redhamster <hm> there we go.
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Link <newbie> girls go to jupiter to get more stupider, boys go to college
to get more knowledge    
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Mishkal <hm> cmon, take one for the team :)
Finneas <hm> that's what they told me in jail :(
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Finneas <hm> I DID IT!
Mishkal <hm> tool :P
Finneas <hm> I POOPED IN YOUR LEMONADE!
Finneas <hm> I DID IT!
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<xenora> [Chancellor Steward] Flyby could never leave merentha. i mean,
what would this place be like without the ever hm Flyby? well.. absolutely
the same i guess
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Crowe <newbie> how does one murder?
Smartmouth <newbie> backstab
Roogna <newbie> with the candlestick, in the yellow room.
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Link <hm> attack          : 277/255 (MAX) look at me Im cool pet
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Moonbeam <hm> ....go pats!
Enclave <hm> no kinky stuff
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Lockner tells you: it is really laggy, you should boot everyone off but me
and vadas
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Evil <hm> aricia backstabbed me with a butterknife while we were at
Applebees. I was like wtf??
Aricia <hm> then he tried to warshout
Aricia <hm> we almost got kicked out :/
Evil <hm> irl my warshout's not nearly as scary :(
Aricia <hm> they just dont understand..   
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Post number 30 by Fist..."asdf"
I think it would be great to have tissues I could buy, so I could hand them
out to all the cry babies that play here.
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Darkdemon (shout)(nymal): This is the language you need to know to pick up
babes
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<cre> Feyr just came up with 7 emotes for a "Drag Queen of the Undead"
monster, as part of the freaky stuff that's appearing this weekend, and is
only now wondering if it's a little _too_ freaky.
Jewel <cre> go for it.
Jewel <cre> its a once a year thing
Jewel <cre> by the time the law suit comes around - we will have all the
files gone and say - what? no no  - must have been shadowmud.
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Scribble <pirate> i swatted a fly in midflight
Rislyn <pirate> ack
Scribble <pirate> and now i can't find where i hit it
Rislyn <pirate> the stealth
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<fighter> Aphid ranger [ranger] why does it keep saying its dark
<fighter> Great Renegade [ranger] because its dark
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<fighter> Great Renegade [ranger] do mercs have advantages
<fighter> Great Renegade [ranger] i mean do they have special abilities
<fighter> Simoriah [mercenary> yeah we're very attractive :)
<fighter> Aarent [mercenary> oh yeah
<fighter> Great Renegade [ranger] like?
<fighter> Larah giggles at Simmy.
<fighter> Scribble [mercenary] mercenaries are double jointed *wink*
<fighter> Boo Gers [mercenar]> yes
<fighter> Aarent [mercenar]> like they look good in bathing suits
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Baeln <hm> try sneaking a girl in a computer box
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Baeln <elite> you can be bumped if you're wanted by the bounty hunter
Baeln <elite> its how you find out who is naughty and who is nice
Strife <elite> ahh..interesting information
Strife <elite> when was that added?
Petrarch <elite> or just ask the hunter at the bounty office
Baeln <elite> dunno
Baeln <elite> whats the syntax to find out who else is wanted?
Baeln <elite> i know what it is for me
Petrarch <elite>  and if you are marked as an outlaw then they
weren't wanted
Baeln <elite> that's my line!
Valyr <elite> good system
Simoriah <elite> geesh  lol
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Loco shouts in Artrexcian: In the end it will be the Artrells that rule
Merentha.... so go bug someone else
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 [55] Baeln isn't a bug, he's a feature              Artrell   Bard
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Dain <mid> talking about merentha is a great way to pick up chicks.  don't
let anyone tell you different
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<hm> Aarent can imagine a lil grinning petrarch running around destroying
houses and laughing at us :P
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Caelan removes his light robe.
Caelan gives monks robes of light to Caelan.
Caelan exclaims: Feeding!
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Sugarcandy <hm> know whats really sad
Moonbeam <hm> diet coke slurpees?
MrDark  I don't want to put a label on Germans... because I'm sure
that they all don't drink and smoke and try to take our women:)
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Guardian Angel <hm> That's only the third time I've gone down tonight, folks ...       
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Strife <elite> Hm..i lost it twice...once to a dour guard...and once to
moltan rock man
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After Frostbite posts he has internet privilges removed for low grades:
Post number 53 by Eol..."Frosty"
I'm the Mayor of Whitestorm... want me to talk to them?
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Crazy D <hm> spy who shagged crazyd was great.. 
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[Big Papa] Swiftblade <xenora> Im gonna make my own square one south where arguing doesnt exist, its gonna be great
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Link <newbie> my school was in the newspaper because too many people were "freak
ing" at the dances. THe principle  said it was "simulated anal sex"
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Slimjim <knight> i will have a charisma of 50 one day i will be more
beautiful than heather grahm
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Lord Supreme tells you: btw, I was meaning to ask this.. why do sunken city
punks curse?
You reply to Lord Supreme: bad parents
Lord Supreme tells you: lol
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Scribble <fighter> jewel(the singer) is cute :)
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EscaFlowne <newbie> everyone yek is cenn
EscaFlowne <newbie> he charmed me
Leviathas <newbie> So kill him.
YeK <newbie> i never charmed you, and I am not cenn
Aard <newbie> yek is too old and too high a level to be cenn
Leviathas <newbie> What is it with people and accusing EVERYONE of being cenn?
<newbie> Leviathas suspiciously points a finger at Aard.
Aard <newbie> ok you got me lol
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<hm> Caelan scampers around.
Scribble <hm> ah there's my dinner
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ADVANCE <fighter> Zarion advances a level.
Psychostryker <fighter> wtg
Kimcho <fighter> woohoo and stuff
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Slick <fighter> Thanks angell for taking my kills....NOT!!!!
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Passing over the last remaining strip of growing land, the chariot leaves a
trail of fire behind it, killing the last breath of life beneath it.
30 seconds to reboot.
Crutch <hm> Anybody wanna buy a bag? :P


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